Me: (handing Rob my bag of caramels) Here, hide these from me so I don’t eat them all up too quickly.
Me: (after walking out and returning) What’re you doing?
Rob: (clearly chewing on a caramel) Nothing. Why?
Me: I asked you to hide them, not eat them.
Rob: I am going to hide them.
Me: Give them back.
Rob: No. Why?
Me: Because I don’t think I like where you’re hiding them now and I’m sure I’m going to like it less later.