Me: If you’d stop interrupting me, you’d give me a chance to say what you just said.
Rob: If you’d stop trying to say something, you wouldn’t have to say it anyway.
At this point, I looked at him incredulous at what I'd heard and we both started laughing to the point where he was crying.
Rob: Stop laughing. I'm making you cry.
Me: You're making yourself cry, you mean.
So clearly, Rob can speak for me but he can't cry for me because at this point I started laughing harder until tears came out of my eyes too.