Monday, August 27, 2012


Me:  You're making me crazy.
Rob:  Awww, that's because I'm bored and want company.

And from Matt's facebook page:

Me: Bibi, it looks like a vampire bit you on the neck.
Bibi: No, vampires aren't real anymore.
Me: ...but they used to be?
Bibi: Yeah.
Me: What happened?
Bibi: They all died.
Bibi: Oh, they killed themselves.
Me: Haha, what? Why? Were they depressed? Or sad?
Bibi: I dunno, probably. They were sad so they bit themselves and they died.
Me: ...they bit themselves?!
Bibi: And they died. The end. For vampires.

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