Me: As cool as you and me put together.
So when we get home he shows me his new Stainless Steel Sharpie and, as I sit there inhaling that familiar Sharpie scent, he says, "Isn't it cool?" To which I said, "As cool as you and me put together." (Yes, I know it is "I" but I am tired and am not a grammar "nazi.")
But you want to know what's really really cool about this?
Rob bought 2 and gave me a Stainless Steel Sharpie of my very own!
You know you're jealous! Admit it!